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Madarchod, tera "5 minute jhad jaaegaa" sun ke ghadi ne bhi resign kar diya! Boli — "Bhai ke time zone mein kaam nahi karti main, yeh toh poora time ka chutiya hai!" Tera shadow bhi tujhse 2 ghante pehle pahunch jaata hai, bhenchod. Time teri dushman nahi, tu khud time ka harami hai — BC kabhi time pe aaya hai kya zindagi mein? 😂💀

O madarchod, teri phone screen pe itni ungliyaan padti hain ki mobile bhi harassment case daakhil karne wala tha! 24/7 online rehta hai, lekin bhenchod mere WhatsApp message ka reply — "Sorry yaar, busy tha!" Busy tha reels dekhne mein na? Chutiya, chhod nahi sakta tu phone ko, ullu ke patthe? 😭📱

Bhenchod, ladki baat karte time teri aisi gand fatt ti hai ki Gautam Buddha bhi bole — "Bhai, yeh toh meri nirvicharta ko bhi challenge hai!" "Yaar mood nahi tha, baad mein karta hoon" — chutiya, tu janam se hi mood off hai. Ladki dekhte hi teri aatma bhag jaati hai, madarchod! 🤦🔥

O kaale madarchod, tu itna kaala hai ki raat mein muskura diya to light bill aana band ho jayega! Tera WhatsApp DP dekh ke mobile screen ne brightness adjust karne se mana kar diya — boli "yeh colour profile mere bas ki nahi hai, bhenchod!" Tu kaam aata hai bas Diwali ke baad cracker ki jagah, chutiya kahin ka! 💀😭

Madarchod, tu ladki ko "hi" bolne se pehle hi paseena nikal leta hai jaane kaunsi Oyo mein ho! Teri dating life itni bekar hai ki Tinder wale ne tujhe "Broomstick" rank diya — saala udta nahi, bas jhaadu ho gaya! Ladki ka naam sunte hi teri fat ti hai, bhenchod. Ek baar propose karne ki soch li thi? Ladki ne bola — "sorry, mera phone low on backup hai" — backup nahi, teri shakal dekh ke bhag gayi chutiya! 🤣🔥